/u/Ryanide1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I can’t believe it, my crush said yes!

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“Honey? Is that you?” I called from the confines of my iron lung.

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Dealing with schizophrenia can be hard, I know.

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I loved getting high as a teenager.

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Sir, would you like me to call you an ambulance?

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“I was all up in a piece of heaven before you came along!” Said the druggie.

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I’ll be honest, I had my doubts about going to the homecoming dance.

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I picked up the scared child and assured them everything would be okay.

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As i hung from the gallows, I took one last look at my husband.

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“It’s okay baby. Mommy is in heaven now.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can’t believe it, my crush said yes!	507
“Honey? Is that you?” I called from the confines of my iron lung.	138
Dealing with schizophrenia can be hard, I know.	47
I loved getting high as a teenager.	38
Sir, would you like me to call you an ambulance?	19
“I was all up in a piece of heaven before you came along!” Said the druggie.	17
I’ll be honest, I had my doubts about going to the homecoming dance.	17
I picked up the scared child and assured them everything would be okay.	14
As i hung from the gallows, I took one last look at my husband.	14
“It’s okay baby. Mommy is in heaven now.”	13