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[WP]”Wait! I confessed my sins and even did what John 3:16 said! So I should be in Heaven not Hell!” And which you reply. “But this is Heaven. It’s just that after Lucifer whined that the truly sinful were escaping getting punished in Hell with a loophole God came up with this compromise.”
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[WP]My dear inspector, how you keep your job is the greatest mystery I will never ever solve. But I can tell you how I solved the mystery that the butler was the one who killed the mage thanks to that dragon scale and cup of tea on the table."
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[WP]Managing to dodge the spell you tell yourself "I told the others playing freeze tag with the wizard's kid wasn't a good idea."
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[WP]You always considered the creature a hoax. But there, safely leading your lost child through the thicket to you was the cryptid known as the Human by those faerie folk who believed in such things. It called itself Ranger Smith as it handed your child to you.
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[WP]To learn a person's true name is to have power over them. As the Hero, you learned the true name of the Demon Lord and make them do good deeds to repay the damage they have done. But people start to wonder if you're the villain for forcing the Demon Lord to do what they don't want to do.
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[WP}There three ways to become a wolf. To be bitten by one, to drink the water from the foot print left by one, or wearing the pelt of one. The pelt you bought isn't from a wolf. In the morning when you transform back you plan to get a refund from the shaman that sold it to you.
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It’s a famous slogan: “Have a pest? Call West! The pest control expert!” But when West needs help he calls you.
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[EU]Freddy Krueger made ready to dispatch his latest victim in the when a hungry, dream devouring baku appeared in the nightmare and set its eyes on Freddy.
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