/u/RynTyn's posts
[WP]”Sorry I’m late! The babysitter canceled so I had to take the kids over to my parents!” “No worries. It left plenty of time for the camera crews to get in place for some good shots.” “Oh good. Now feel my wrath superhero scum!”
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[WP]Of course things aren’t easy when you have an Evil Stepmother. Things like the milk curdling when she gets near it or obnoxious heroes trying to slay her to make a name for themselves. But the best thing is she cares for you and is now helping to convince your dad that you need a pet.
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[WP]Necromancers have always been hated and feared for their use of Dark magic to bring souls back. But for adventurers who can’t afford the Resurrection fees of a church the necromancers are their only choice.
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[WP]"So you've finally come to take this sword and accept your destiny!" "Umm..no. I've come to get the couch you had listed for free on the app." "Oh, that? Well someone just picked that up. Which means you are here to take this sword and accept your destiny!"
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[WP]You are the Spirit of Darkness. A neutral being who rules over the night with your servants being the creatures and animals that are active during that time. But regularly you have to deal with heroes who consider you evil because they confuse you with the Spirit of Chaos.
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[WP]You hate to admit that it hurts a little that your child is refusing your help with their science fair project. After all, as the nation's leading mad scientist you’re sure your help would guarantee them first place.
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[WP]The mage’s familiar. A creature summoned to be the mage’s servant and protector. You’ve summoned the Demon Lord and have no intentions of handing him over to the Hero’s Party because you don’t want to waste time and more money on ingredients to perform another summoning ceremony.
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[WP]You come home to see your child playing in the backyard with Cerebus. Your spouse explains that your child spotted the three headed dog at the pet adoption fair and they couldn't say no when they begged to adopt the creature. Before you can say anything Hades appears to get Cerebus back.
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[EU]You always considered the creature a hoax. But there, safely leading your lost child through the thicket to you was the cryptid known as the Human by those faerie folk who believed in such things. It called itself Ranger Smith as it handed your child to you.
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[WP]The creatures that conquered your people thought of you as harmless since though you didn’t understand their language a whip was all that was needed to make you do your assigned job. But you’ve learned their language and watch in satisfaction as they rant on why the rebels are know their plans.
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