/u/SYLOH's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Viking says to his eldest son: "When I was your age; I had already pillaged 3 villages. I could have doubled that! Had I not met your mother... She was from the 3rd village."
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[WP] You are a poltergeist with the ability to turn electronic devices on & off. The proliferation of smart homes is really beginning to piss you off.
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[WP] Through a supreme act of willpower, mediation and/or heroism, you ascend to a higher state of existence. And then you find out this higher state sucks.
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[WP] "The Bro Code": Hidden in Mountain Dew and Doritos commercials there is a secret. A massive conspiracy to cover up a truth. Jesus had a brother.
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[WP] Because we only say the last two digits in a year, historians can't tell what century something happened. For example, they constantly mix up trends, fashions and events from the 1970's with those of the 1870's. This is a text book from the distant future that got things mixed up.
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[EU] You are an otherwise ordinary Wizard applying for the position of "Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor" at Hogwarts, upon arriving for an interview you discover that an absolutely absurd collection of people are also applying for that position.
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[WP] You are a benevolent wish granting genie, and you are trying to totally fulfill the wishes of someone who is convinced that you are an evil genie bent on twisting their wishes.
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[WP] Because of the human tendency to write only the last two years of a date, historians in the distant future are unable to distinguish between the 1770's, 1870's, and 1970's. This is a text book insert about Disco Music that confuses the centuries.
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[WP] The Space Needle had to be built in a public place, but the Time Needle could be built in secret.
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