/u/SYLOH's posts
[WP] You are a benevolent wish granting genie, and you are trying to totally fulfill the wishes of someone who is convinced that you are an evil genie bent on twisting their wishes.
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[WP] Because we only say the last two digits in a year, historians can't tell what century something happened. For example, they constantly mix up trends, fashions and events from the 1970's with those of the 1870's. This is a text book from the distant future that got things mixed up.
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[WP] You are a poltergeist with the ability to turn electronic devices on & off. The proliferation of smart homes is really beginning to piss you off.
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[EU] To enchant an object you have to power it with a soul. The larger or more powerful the object, the more powerful a soul you require. "It's going to take a lot more than even a human soul to power that Magic School Bus", Miss Frizzle thought to herself.
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[WP] When the LORD finished speaking to Moses on Mount Sinai, he gave him the two tablets of the covenant law, the tablets inscribed by the finger of God had a 4G LTE connection.
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[WP] All the alternate dimensions of Earth are defined by the show that just kept going on and on, long after all the other universes canceled it. Now all of the universes need help from us: The Simpsons Universe.
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[WP] On the 6th day God created man. He rested on the 7th Day. On the 8th day he got called in by his boss about the shoddy rush job he did on the creation of man, and the many MANY obvious design flaws.
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[EU] It's slowly starting to dawn on Starfleet's Department of Temporal Investigations, that Time Travelling Starfleet Officers have been involved in nearly every single historical event in human history.
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[WP] You know the way some sci-fi writers write something that to the character is completely ordinary, but to the reader is extraordinary because of the technology? Write something that is completely ordinary to us, but treat our modern technology as extraordinary.
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