/u/Safety_promise's posts

Year:

My nasty flu persists for days, so I decided to take antibiotics to recover faster.

3090 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I told my little nephew that if you try to count your fingers and you can't, then you are in a dream and you can fly like a bird!

323 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My innovative operation of implanting electrodes into the caudate nucleus and amygdala allowed me to remotely disable aggression in the test subject.

162 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"We can try this together, deep in the forest where no one will disturb us!"

61 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Cancer is caused by abnormal cells that refuse to die, leading to a slow and painful death of the host.

41 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I saw God.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I was given a choice between five years of solitary confinement and ten years in communal cell I obviously chose the latter.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I time travelled in 2025 and I've seen humanity devastated and nearly extinct!

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"The Lord didn't bless me with hearing" - said to us the travelling monk.

5 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

How to change camera elevation

3 upvotes • r/cataclysmdda

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My nasty flu persists for days, so I decided to take antibiotics to recover faster.	3090	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my little nephew that if you try to count your fingers and you can't, then you are in a dream and you can fly like a bird!	323	TwoSentenceHorror
My innovative operation of implanting electrodes into the caudate nucleus and amygdala allowed me to remotely disable aggression in the test subject.	162	TwoSentenceHorror
"We can try this together, deep in the forest where no one will disturb us!"	61	TwoSentenceHorror
Cancer is caused by abnormal cells that refuse to die, leading to a slow and painful death of the host.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw God.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was given a choice between five years of solitary confinement and ten years in communal cell I obviously chose the latter.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I time travelled in 2025 and I've seen humanity devastated and nearly extinct!	6	TwoSentenceHorror
"The Lord didn't bless me with hearing" - said to us the travelling monk.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
How to change camera elevation	3	cataclysmdda