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Did you know that the Center for Disease Control keeps a sample of every disease known to man in an underground vault?

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I know it's wrong to lie about being pregnant for the sake of a relationship, but you don't understand-- I have to!

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"You cooked, I'll take care of the dishes," said my girlfriend.

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"But don't worry- the tumor is malignant."

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"It's okay to make mistakes, we can fix mistakes," mother said gently.

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After I pissed off the mob, I thought they'd kill me in the worst possible way.

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When isolation ended, I called all my friends and family to celebrate and make plans.

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"That right there is one of the last remaining black rhinos on the planet," the tour guide said.

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I was so nervous to get jabbed with a needle the first time I have blood, but everything went fine.

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"I'm afraid I just don't understand all of this 'black lives matter' social justice crap these thugs are pushing," he said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know that the Center for Disease Control keeps a sample of every disease known to man in an underground vault?	26068
I know it's wrong to lie about being pregnant for the sake of a relationship, but you don't understand-- I have to!	6577
"You cooked, I'll take care of the dishes," said my girlfriend.	827
"But don't worry- the tumor is malignant."	85
"It's okay to make mistakes, we can fix mistakes," mother said gently.	72
After I pissed off the mob, I thought they'd kill me in the worst possible way.	39
When isolation ended, I called all my friends and family to celebrate and make plans.	22
"That right there is one of the last remaining black rhinos on the planet," the tour guide said.	20
I was so nervous to get jabbed with a needle the first time I have blood, but everything went fine.	18
"I'm afraid I just don't understand all of this 'black lives matter' social justice crap these thugs are pushing," he said.	8