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Ever since I bought a police scanner my sales have doubled!

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I was horrified when I lit the match and found myself in a coffin. But I was petrified when something else blew the light out.

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I didn’t know what to say when my boss handed me my tool box saying, “Sorry, today is your last day.”

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As a mother of a non-verbal Autistic child, I sold my soul to the Devil so I could always be healthy and take care of my son until he dies.

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I giggled as the young lady in the bathroom stall next to mine sang, “if it’s yellow then it’s mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”. But I stopped when I heard a weak cry and snap as she continued, “if it’s red make sure it’s dead.”

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“Hi Mary, sorry I missed you but I wanted to let you know that my grandson is doing one of those Tik Tok videos you told me about…”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since I bought a police scanner my sales have doubled!	902
I was horrified when I lit the match and found myself in a coffin. But I was petrified when something else blew the light out.	387
I didn’t know what to say when my boss handed me my tool box saying, “Sorry, today is your last day.”	108
As a mother of a non-verbal Autistic child, I sold my soul to the Devil so I could always be healthy and take care of my son until he dies.	106
I giggled as the young lady in the bathroom stall next to mine sang, “if it’s yellow then it’s mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”. But I stopped when I heard a weak cry and snap as she continued, “if it’s red make sure it’s dead.”	99
“Hi Mary, sorry I missed you but I wanted to let you know that my grandson is doing one of those Tik Tok videos you told me about…”	35