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I picked up a flat stone with my right hand and threw the one I was already holding with my left.

1553 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Day 1: Since a human body is 60% water, we can just boil it to evaporate the water and be left with pure human body.

1527 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After reading it aloud, my mother laughed as she threw the notebook back at me.

1098 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.

531 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I picked up a flat stone with my right hand and threw the one I was already holding with my left.

316 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"I want us to have a girl this time," my wife said, smiling as she laid down on the bed.

268 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I don't think I'm cut out for working on my uncle's cattle farm.

209 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father told me not to date my neighbor because he doesn't want his son to be with an atheist.

142 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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At the shop where I work in you can get cool clothes for just peanuts.

81 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Wife Wants Children

63 upvotes • r/creepypasta

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I picked up a flat stone with my right hand and threw the one I was already holding with my left.	1553	TwoSentenceSadness
Day 1: Since a human body is 60% water, we can just boil it to evaporate the water and be left with pure human body.	1527	TwoSentenceHorror
After reading it aloud, my mother laughed as she threw the notebook back at me.	1098	TwoSentenceSadness
The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.	531	TwoSentenceHorror
I picked up a flat stone with my right hand and threw the one I was already holding with my left.	316	TwoSentenceComedy
"I want us to have a girl this time," my wife said, smiling as she laid down on the bed.	268	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't think I'm cut out for working on my uncle's cattle farm.	209	TwoSentenceHorror
My father told me not to date my neighbor because he doesn't want his son to be with an atheist.	142	TwoSentenceComedy
At the shop where I work in you can get cool clothes for just peanuts.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
My Wife Wants Children	63	creepypasta