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I opened my eyes, glad that I finally woke from my coma.

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"I love you," I whispered to my wife as I held her tightly in my arms, the sun rising over the hills.

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"Burn witch!" They shouted as I went up in flames.

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My funeral was just like any other.

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You picked up the phone and was greeted with "Help, I've been kidnapped!"

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I screamed as I felt my tooth rip from my gum.

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"I'd like to see you run from me now."

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I always wondered why the neighborhood icecream truck rarely had anything more than a couple options available at once.

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"Damnit, It's Mrs!" The woman shouted at me.

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Usually, I would've been happy to see my uncle again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened my eyes, glad that I finally woke from my coma.	2467
"I love you," I whispered to my wife as I held her tightly in my arms, the sun rising over the hills.	1134
"Burn witch!" They shouted as I went up in flames.	338
My funeral was just like any other.	291
You picked up the phone and was greeted with "Help, I've been kidnapped!"	67
I screamed as I felt my tooth rip from my gum.	50
"I'd like to see you run from me now."	7
I always wondered why the neighborhood icecream truck rarely had anything more than a couple options available at once.	5
"Damnit, It's Mrs!" The woman shouted at me.	4
Usually, I would've been happy to see my uncle again.	3