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Perhaps we should’ve stayed ignorant to our own DNA1; maybe if we hadn’t looked, we would not have found it inscribed in the amino acids.

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It was the night of secrect santa, as we met at the tree.

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In the Anesthesiology profession, I found it easy to ensure the patient was completely paralyzed during the procedure

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"Huh, that's weird" the doctor announced as he glanced over the abdomen x-rays.

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As they pumped toxins into my veins, I felt a warmth flow over the surface of my ancient skin.

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Reconditioning furniture was always a passion of mine, everyone commented on how soft the cushioning was.

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"Daddy, I don't like this game!"

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The woman awoke in a shock, and began clawing her way out the cramped coffin.

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"Here comes the airplane" the man said to his daughter as he motioned his arms towards her.

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Being an immortal sounded amazing!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Perhaps we should’ve stayed ignorant to our own DNA1; maybe if we hadn’t looked, we would not have found it inscribed in the amino acids.	619
It was the night of secrect santa, as we met at the tree.	63
In the Anesthesiology profession, I found it easy to ensure the patient was completely paralyzed during the procedure	63
"Huh, that's weird" the doctor announced as he glanced over the abdomen x-rays.	48
As they pumped toxins into my veins, I felt a warmth flow over the surface of my ancient skin.	40
Reconditioning furniture was always a passion of mine, everyone commented on how soft the cushioning was.	39
"Daddy, I don't like this game!"	30
The woman awoke in a shock, and began clawing her way out the cramped coffin.	28
"Here comes the airplane" the man said to his daughter as he motioned his arms towards her.	20
Being an immortal sounded amazing!	18