/u/Samfox11223stories's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The reunion BBQ is upon us. Heaven provides the beer, Hell the raw meat and the fire. God is the master chef, the Devil his sous chef. Death is the Maître D', Beezlebub the barman. Jesus is the M.C, Moses the party planner. And you, you're the VIP guest...
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[WP] Super powers, certainly, but you're no hero. You're a nihilistic and apathetic alcoholic. But now, the world needs a hero. Destiny beckons.
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[WP] With every happy ending, there is the day after the happy ending. Prince Charming and his princess wake up to Monday.
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[WP] You thought he was just a figment of your imagination, but the monkey on your back has been frighteningly accurate with its predictions of the future.
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[WP] Apple recall their latest phone, but it is too little, too late. Siri has gone rogue, and the world is no longer safe.
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[WP] Death is but the next great adventure. You were never particularly adventurous though, and after years of paying your dues and contributing to society in a meaningful way, the afterlife is not as you imagined. Middle aged actuaries were never meant to wield swords...
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[WP] You are the most intelligent being to ever walk this planet. You are also hell-bent on ruling everyone within, and you know just how you'll carry out your megalomaniacal plans. The only issue, you're a badger.
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[WP] The highest ever recorded IQ is somewhere in the region of 200-300. Yours is impossible to quantify, but easily surpasses a thousand. Your job? Oh, you're a farmer...
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[WP] "Look, just bear with me, will you?" "Okay, okay. Grizzly or Polar?" He was still getting used to his newfound powers of metamorphosis...
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