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[JUL21] Mama used to say to me that Summer is for Sun, Fall is for Leaves, Winter is for Snow and Spring is for Flowers

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I just buried my father and grandfather.

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"Please, a large pepperoni to 23 Sunny st. as fast as possible"

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[MAY21] "Mother, may I have more spaghetti, please?"

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[MAY21] "Mother, may I go play with my cousin? Pleeeeease?"

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[JUL21] God was kinda bored and decided to take inspiration on what to do while listening to human music

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"You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you in court", the cop said to me

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As a wedding anniversary gift, I decided to upload some very naughty pictures of me on my husband's PC

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[MAY21] "Mother, may I give your mother's day gift now?" The teenager asked, approaching his mother, his hands behind his back

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"Better luck next time." My father said to me, smiling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUL21] Mama used to say to me that Summer is for Sun, Fall is for Leaves, Winter is for Snow and Spring is for Flowers	994
I just buried my father and grandfather.	542
"Please, a large pepperoni to 23 Sunny st. as fast as possible"	89
[MAY21] "Mother, may I have more spaghetti, please?"	55
[MAY21] "Mother, may I go play with my cousin? Pleeeeease?"	39
[JUL21] God was kinda bored and decided to take inspiration on what to do while listening to human music	35
"You have the right to remain silent, and anything you say can and will be used against you in court", the cop said to me	26
As a wedding anniversary gift, I decided to upload some very naughty pictures of me on my husband's PC	23
[MAY21] "Mother, may I give your mother's day gift now?" The teenager asked, approaching his mother, his hands behind his back	15
"Better luck next time." My father said to me, smiling.	10