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Do not fear earthlings, we have been studying human nature and human history to better assimilate with your kind.

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After years of sailing the world, the crew and I finally discovered the fountain of youth that provides immortality.

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Do not fear earthlings, we have not come to completely annihilate your kind.

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“For the last time, Sam, stop screaming, there are no monsters in your closet,” I exclaim as I walk back into my son’s bedroom for the third time that night.

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It’s my 29th birthday today!

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Seeing the silhouette in the reflection of the mirror, she threw a rock at it, shattering it into a million pieces.

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To all OPs from TwoSentenceHorror with over 200 upvotes, congratulations!

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I look up as the giant worm-like monster reaches in and lifts me out of the bucket

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As I was being escorted by the warden, my morale was lifted by the sound of Christmas music coming from my prison cell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Do not fear earthlings, we have been studying human nature and human history to better assimilate with your kind.	7591
After years of sailing the world, the crew and I finally discovered the fountain of youth that provides immortality.	271
Do not fear earthlings, we have not come to completely annihilate your kind.	152
“For the last time, Sam, stop screaming, there are no monsters in your closet,” I exclaim as I walk back into my son’s bedroom for the third time that night.	99
It’s my 29th birthday today!	44
Seeing the silhouette in the reflection of the mirror, she threw a rock at it, shattering it into a million pieces.	28
To all OPs from TwoSentenceHorror with over 200 upvotes, congratulations!	28
I look up as the giant worm-like monster reaches in and lifts me out of the bucket	13
As I was being escorted by the warden, my morale was lifted by the sound of Christmas music coming from my prison cell.	1