/u/Sarcastic_Salamander's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When your brain stops getting enough oxygen, sometimes you will forget what has just happened.

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"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!" I sung cheerfully,

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Low tide revealed an echoey, unknown little cave to let my children play in.

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"This is the exact same chemical that you used on my wife when you kidnapped and tortured her, isn't it?"

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

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The scratching in my ear is so loud and persistent that I'm gonna have to shove a tweezers down and pull whatever it is out.

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My dogs are barking so much, probably at nothing at all.

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It is disturbing to hear footsteps behind me, alone in my empty house.

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There is a depth at which your body has so little oxygen, and so much nitrogen,, that you start feeling giddy.

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A soft buzzing noise hovered by my bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When your brain stops getting enough oxygen, sometimes you will forget what has just happened.	9356
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!" I sung cheerfully,	601
Low tide revealed an echoey, unknown little cave to let my children play in.	212
"This is the exact same chemical that you used on my wife when you kidnapped and tortured her, isn't it?"	54
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!	48
The scratching in my ear is so loud and persistent that I'm gonna have to shove a tweezers down and pull whatever it is out.	46
My dogs are barking so much, probably at nothing at all.	19
It is disturbing to hear footsteps behind me, alone in my empty house.	16
There is a depth at which your body has so little oxygen, and so much nitrogen,, that you start feeling giddy.	14
A soft buzzing noise hovered by my bed.	12