/u/Sarcastic_Salamander's posts
[WP] You're a scientist during a zombie apocalypse. These zombies have proved something totally unrelated that you have been saying for years, and you just cannot wait to say "I told you so."
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[WP] The world needed a leader; someone who would not be swayed by politics, or money, or corrupted by their power. So they chose you because you give less than no fricks.
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My therapist told me that I should act more spontaneously, so I bought an illegally small kitten, tiny enough to fit into the palm of my hand.
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[WP] Aliens invade earth, and are immediately unimpressed, especially with our resilience. Then, suddenly, they are introduced to something so horrific, so agonising, so intimidating, that they beg to sign a peace treaty for fear of any race who could handle this torture — childbirth.
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