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“I knew a few lessons would help you improve your cooking,” said the man said, while happily shoveling his dinner into his mouth.

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My wedding was the most memorable night ever.

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I entered the demon ridden house at midnight, announcing myself with an introduction at the darkened threshold.

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He was never the type of man to wear his heart on his sleeve. Instead he chose to wear the hearts of others there.

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“Don’t worry, I’ll help you lose weight so you can get that knee replacement surgery,” the doctor said with a genial smile.

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As I used the sharpened scalpel on the brain of the corpse, I realized that my fellow medical classmates were correct that it was like slicing through butter with a hot knife.

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I stared deep into the empty eye sockets of the bloody mask.

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Tommy’s parents always told him not to believe everything he saw on TV and in the movies.

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After months of asking my husband to train his new large, rambunctious dog, he was still insisting that he was just wanted some love every time he jumped up on me.

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The number of mysterious bites I had been getting in the middle of the night had steadily been increasing in both number and size.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I knew a few lessons would help you improve your cooking,” said the man said, while happily shoveling his dinner into his mouth.	34
My wedding was the most memorable night ever.	17
I entered the demon ridden house at midnight, announcing myself with an introduction at the darkened threshold.	14
He was never the type of man to wear his heart on his sleeve. Instead he chose to wear the hearts of others there.	14
“Don’t worry, I’ll help you lose weight so you can get that knee replacement surgery,” the doctor said with a genial smile.	11
As I used the sharpened scalpel on the brain of the corpse, I realized that my fellow medical classmates were correct that it was like slicing through butter with a hot knife.	10
I stared deep into the empty eye sockets of the bloody mask.	6
Tommy’s parents always told him not to believe everything he saw on TV and in the movies.	5
After months of asking my husband to train his new large, rambunctious dog, he was still insisting that he was just wanted some love every time he jumped up on me.	1
The number of mysterious bites I had been getting in the middle of the night had steadily been increasing in both number and size.	1