/u/SchwarzSabbath's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I, an amputee missing my left arm, gaze upon myself in the mirror as the shower runs in the background.

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They say you don't truly die until the last person thinks their last thought about you.

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I slowly pull the bristled wire from my sink drain, alongside clumps of rancid, matted black hair.

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Thunder cracks as I mourn the disappearance of another one of my kin.

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I had my wife put into her coffin with her cellphone just so I could still call her after she was buried.

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Aliens touched down in Africa earlier today, and I'm scared, but my baby and I are holding out hope that the good heroes manage to stop them like they always do!

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Red is the boldest, most eye catching color, and you can see my liberal use of it in many of my early works.

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I adopted a cat to help me with my paranoia.

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I'm just a humble towtruck driver, hooking a totaled vehicle to my truck after the double-fatal.

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I just called 911 because the man walking around with an assault rifle is suicidal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I, an amputee missing my left arm, gaze upon myself in the mirror as the shower runs in the background.	5361
They say you don't truly die until the last person thinks their last thought about you.	4364
I slowly pull the bristled wire from my sink drain, alongside clumps of rancid, matted black hair.	46
Thunder cracks as I mourn the disappearance of another one of my kin.	42
I had my wife put into her coffin with her cellphone just so I could still call her after she was buried.	38
Aliens touched down in Africa earlier today, and I'm scared, but my baby and I are holding out hope that the good heroes manage to stop them like they always do!	27
Red is the boldest, most eye catching color, and you can see my liberal use of it in many of my early works.	22
I adopted a cat to help me with my paranoia.	18
I'm just a humble towtruck driver, hooking a totaled vehicle to my truck after the double-fatal.	18
I just called 911 because the man walking around with an assault rifle is suicidal.	11