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You know those spycams disguised as baby animals we insert among wildlife for documentaries?

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I spent years attending Red Cross activities, getting certified and renewed for first aid, learning from the best in the field how to deal with emergencies and save lives.

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I really don’t mind the little love notes I’ve been left lately - they make me feel a little less lonely.

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My heart sank when I turned around and found my climbing buddy gone.

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It was only recently discovered that all humans could hear a soft beating at all times, a low babump-babump which permeated every known space on our planet.

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The doctors told us it’s autism.

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It took us thousands of years to realise that all humans could hear a soft hum at all times, a low drone which permeated every known space on our planet constantly.

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It was only recently discovered that all humans could hear a soft beating at all times, a low babump-babump which permeated every known space on our planet constantly.

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I really don’t mind the little love notes I’ve been left lately - they make me feel a little less lonely.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know those spycams disguised as baby animals we insert among wildlife for documentaries?	1018
I spent years attending Red Cross activities, getting certified and renewed for first aid, learning from the best in the field how to deal with emergencies and save lives.	192
I really don’t mind the little love notes I’ve been left lately - they make me feel a little less lonely.	75
My heart sank when I turned around and found my climbing buddy gone.	73
It was only recently discovered that all humans could hear a soft beating at all times, a low babump-babump which permeated every known space on our planet.	23
The doctors told us it’s autism.	1
It took us thousands of years to realise that all humans could hear a soft hum at all times, a low drone which permeated every known space on our planet constantly.	1
It was only recently discovered that all humans could hear a soft beating at all times, a low babump-babump which permeated every known space on our planet constantly.	1
I really don’t mind the little love notes I’ve been left lately - they make me feel a little less lonely.	1