/u/Scumbraltor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I've been practicing chonomancy to the point where I can manipulate individual 4th dimensional spaces at once, but it isn't perfect.
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Stitting on my electric throne, I see my buds sad that I will be gone too soon, so I'll rend and tear with my shears to make the flowers bloom. Restraining me on my throne I resigned to my fate, for the sparks of light singing to my eyes remind me of my mistakes.
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The boy said, "I call myself Johnny, and it might be obscene," as he contorted his face, "'Been all over the place, but you're no Devil I've ever seen."
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