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[WP] Without the Working Middle Class, there is now limited employment in important careers that keep society from collapsing. The Upper Class's solution? Hire a wellspring of Actors and Entertainers to make it appear that the jobs are being filled to prevent an uprising.
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Stitting on my electric throne, I see my buds sad that I will be gone too soon, so I'll rend and tear with my shears to make the flowers bloom. Restraining me on my throne I resigned to my fate, for the sparks of light singing to my eyes remind me of my mistakes.
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I planned an April Fool prank on my wife, and we were both in on it. I just hope a couple of phonebooks could stop a Deagle.
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I got a text from my Pokemon rival that read "I hv evlvd- mimkyu", so I went to their house to see what it looked like.
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"I hav evlvd- Mimkyu" was what had been texted to me by my rival, and I wanted to see for myself, so I went to my rival's house after so long, just to check it out. The first red flag would've been how unnaturally tall and gangly they were slumped to one side.
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"Do not worry, even our advanced AI can never surpass human intelligence, because it only learns what we feed into it!"
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(WP) You are a humanoid Experimental Organism, in a world where EOs are treated as subhuman at best. EOs cannot truly understand each other as well as humans, and yet have recently learned written language. Being an EO with opposable thumbs, you try to bring understanding to your kind.
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