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My wife told me about a "massive" black widow in our basement, but it didn't look so big.

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The baby monitor we bought for our unborn child kept saying, "come sleep with me," after the miscarriage over and over, despite never being plugged in.

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I really didn't mean to run the neighbor's dog over.

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Perhaps I should have tried talking more after our fight when my wife said, "it's fine."

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Formication is the feeling of insects crawling across or underneath your skin, or in your ear.

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I was relieved to be reminded of the holiday when I arrived late after rushing to work.

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Parents are so quick to trust me with their kids, all because I "used to be a preschool teacher."

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My wife said she'd wait for me to get out of the bathroom when we went in to Target together.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife told me about a "massive" black widow in our basement, but it didn't look so big.	497
The baby monitor we bought for our unborn child kept saying, "come sleep with me," after the miscarriage over and over, despite never being plugged in.	229
I really didn't mean to run the neighbor's dog over.	62
Perhaps I should have tried talking more after our fight when my wife said, "it's fine."	18
Formication is the feeling of insects crawling across or underneath your skin, or in your ear.	16
I was relieved to be reminded of the holiday when I arrived late after rushing to work.	10
Parents are so quick to trust me with their kids, all because I "used to be a preschool teacher."	7
My wife said she'd wait for me to get out of the bathroom when we went in to Target together.	2