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I woke up, not because I heard the baby crying, but because my wife rolled over and whispered in my ear, “Your turn, honey.”

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All my “imaginary friends” stopped talking to me when the doctor prescribed these pills.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I woke up, not because I heard the baby crying, but because my wife rolled over and whispered in my ear, “Your turn, honey.”	313
All my “imaginary friends” stopped talking to me when the doctor prescribed these pills.	57