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"You've got to get out they're all trying to kill you, but nobody will believe you. "

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I always remember the girls in grade school thought I had cooties.

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My wife and I were so excited to finally move into our first house together.

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Look mom no hands.

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My kids are so smart and good at board games they almost always win.

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Good criminals don't leave witnesses.

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Throwing away condoms is always so disappointing.

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I was so worried for our safety when my two kids and I got pulled over for speeding last night.

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She always argued that our son got his brains from her side of the family

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I've always dreamed of planning weddings, and giving couples the happiest live possible.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You've got to get out they're all trying to kill you, but nobody will believe you. "	2368
I always remember the girls in grade school thought I had cooties.	123
My wife and I were so excited to finally move into our first house together.	43
Look mom no hands.	16
My kids are so smart and good at board games they almost always win.	15
Good criminals don't leave witnesses.	13
Throwing away condoms is always so disappointing.	11
I was so worried for our safety when my two kids and I got pulled over for speeding last night.	8
She always argued that our son got his brains from her side of the family	5
I've always dreamed of planning weddings, and giving couples the happiest live possible.	1