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"You've got to get out they're all trying to kill you, but nobody will believe you. "

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I always remember the girls in grade school thought I had cooties.

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My wife and I were so excited to finally move into our first house together.

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Look mom no hands.

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My kids are so smart and good at board games they almost always win.

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Good criminals don't leave witnesses.

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Throwing away condoms is always so disappointing.

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I was so worried for our safety when my two kids and I got pulled over for speeding last night.

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She always argued that our son got his brains from her side of the family

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I've always dreamed of planning weddings, and giving couples the happiest live possible.

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