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It seemed like a sadistic cliche waking up in agony in a tub of ice with my side stitched up.

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"Its just a stupid map", I told myself as I hurled a dart at the alleged cursed tapestry.

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It was my best option, unfortunately, so I hestitantly moved my pawn forward knowing that my captor would take it out with his rook.

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The security camera footage from 3 days ago displayed me speeding out of the driveway with my wife in the afternoon.

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The elevator had an extra button today that was blank so I pressed it out of curiosity.

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For the past three years, I've recieved a gift in the mail during the holidays from an unknown sender.

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I'm not afraid of that demon everyone has dubbed, the tooth fairy.

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Whenever I go to sleep, I wander as my spirit until it's time to wake up.

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The locksmith explained that my new locks would keep out anyone who meant harm to me.

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You're right to trust that tingling feeling when you turn out the lights and dart to the next room.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It seemed like a sadistic cliche waking up in agony in a tub of ice with my side stitched up.	12536	TwoSentenceHorror
"Its just a stupid map", I told myself as I hurled a dart at the alleged cursed tapestry.	2717	TwoSentenceHorror
It was my best option, unfortunately, so I hestitantly moved my pawn forward knowing that my captor would take it out with his rook.	2560	TwoSentenceHorror
The security camera footage from 3 days ago displayed me speeding out of the driveway with my wife in the afternoon.	1543	TwoSentenceHorror
The elevator had an extra button today that was blank so I pressed it out of curiosity.	428	TwoSentenceHorror
For the past three years, I've recieved a gift in the mail during the holidays from an unknown sender.	298	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm not afraid of that demon everyone has dubbed, the tooth fairy.	239	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever I go to sleep, I wander as my spirit until it's time to wake up.	221	TwoSentenceHorror
The locksmith explained that my new locks would keep out anyone who meant harm to me.	184	TwoSentenceHorror
You're right to trust that tingling feeling when you turn out the lights and dart to the next room.	165	TwoSentenceHorror