/u/Sh4d0w927's posts
[WP] Almost all androids have one of ten hairstyles. You want to be different so you scour the history books. Suddenly you see it, the glorious haircut to make you different. It is called a "mullet".
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[WP] Every single day your job is to show up at exactly 10:05 at "the hole". You walk up to it and stick your face in and are immediately hit in the face with a pie. No explanation, then are dismissed. One day you decide you've had enough and watch as the clock ticks toward your assigned time.
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[WP] You are a highly sought computer wizard. Not just in the figurative sense. You literally combine magic and technology to make the impossible possible.
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[WP] As the ruler of the evil empire you are growing tired of the "gifts" your followers offer you. Who really wants skulls and the blood of their enemies? You aren't some weirdo, you just want to rule the world.
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[WP] Evil finally triumphed over good, life is supposed to be great now. As a lowly minion your life is actually worse now than when good was in charge and you've had enough.
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[WP] Turns out most computer viruses aren't written by coders. They are actually early attempts to digitize consciousness. Humans have to destroy to survive even in digital form.
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[WP] "You've been cursed to live this day repeatedly until you get it right," says a godly being. You just start to laugh, you're perfectly content to live the same day brushing up on your headshots and combos.
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[WP] You've just posted another successful "profit" comment despite autocorrect changing it to "prophet" and are enjoying the upvotes. Then someone replies with a bunch of odd stuff about you. You write them off as a weird troll. Then next couple of days you change your mind.
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[WP] The villain is monologuing, you're about halfway free, when it hits you. What they're saying makes a lot of sense. You're the hero, they're the villain. If so, shouldn't what they have to say be preposterous?
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