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On my first day of handing out samples at Costco, I was able to get rid of so much evidence.

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When we went camping mommy said we had to put our food up in the tree with rope, so bears couldn’t get it.

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He was recently having sex, with many women out of his league.

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I'm not sure why I feel sick.

261 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“I’ll get insurance money”, I thought to myself.

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I’ve always liked little newborns, I’m not sure why I didn’t care for this one.

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The farmer was extremely happy with his new hard working ranch hand.

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When he died, he saw many loved ones who told him to go to the light.

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After an exhaustive search, I finally found a job at the local animal shelter.

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Another word out of you and I’ll turn this car around.

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