/u/ShaneGabriel87's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I cut through the tree the trunk pinched on the chainsaw and it shot back towards me.

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As the anesthetic began to kick in for my vasectomy I heard the surgeon ask the nurse "is it the left or right kidney?"

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People in the control room wept and sobbed when news came through that the mission to seal the mysterious sinkhole spewing out toxic gas using nuclear detonations had failed.

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"I have one last job for you to do honey, it's a leaky pipe in the basement"

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People often laugh when I tell them my hobby is ghost hunting in abandoned buildings.

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I will be wrote about in the history books as the first human to travel at the speed of light.

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I woke up hungover and found a massive dent on the bonnet of my car.

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When I saw a movement at the end of the bed I yelled out "it's a miracle I can move my legs again!"

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I cut my finger making dinner and was surprised when there was no blood.

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As we sat drinking wine on the porch watching the sunset I turned to my wife and said "I had the strangest dream last night that I killed you"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I cut through the tree the trunk pinched on the chainsaw and it shot back towards me.	517
As the anesthetic began to kick in for my vasectomy I heard the surgeon ask the nurse "is it the left or right kidney?"	319
People in the control room wept and sobbed when news came through that the mission to seal the mysterious sinkhole spewing out toxic gas using nuclear detonations had failed.	190
"I have one last job for you to do honey, it's a leaky pipe in the basement"	85
People often laugh when I tell them my hobby is ghost hunting in abandoned buildings.	71
I will be wrote about in the history books as the first human to travel at the speed of light.	36
I woke up hungover and found a massive dent on the bonnet of my car.	33
When I saw a movement at the end of the bed I yelled out "it's a miracle I can move my legs again!"	31
I cut my finger making dinner and was surprised when there was no blood.	30
As we sat drinking wine on the porch watching the sunset I turned to my wife and said "I had the strangest dream last night that I killed you"	24