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Us two orphaned children were having the time of our lives, eating food straight from the emperor's head chef and drinking cups of wine.

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My dad came into my room when I was 5 years old.

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When the emperor invited us orphaned, hungry children, to his palace we knew it was going to be the best day of our lives.

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As I kept repeatedly crying and crying, my dad was getting worried.

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My mom's blueberry pancakes are always a banger.

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My dad came into my room when I was 5

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"MISSION TO MARS IS A NO-GO I REPEAT IT'S A NO-GO, THERE IS A FORCE OUT THERE WHICH KILLED MIKE SO WE ARE GOING BACK I AHHH-"

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Something about this place genuinely seems off.

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"In order for something regular to be scary, it has to changed enough to make people feel something is very wrong."

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It's been a few hours since I had my mom's "blueberry" pancakes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Us two orphaned children were having the time of our lives, eating food straight from the emperor's head chef and drinking cups of wine.	94
My dad came into my room when I was 5 years old.	8
When the emperor invited us orphaned, hungry children, to his palace we knew it was going to be the best day of our lives.	7
As I kept repeatedly crying and crying, my dad was getting worried.	5
My mom's blueberry pancakes are always a banger.	4
My dad came into my room when I was 5	2
"MISSION TO MARS IS A NO-GO I REPEAT IT'S A NO-GO, THERE IS A FORCE OUT THERE WHICH KILLED MIKE SO WE ARE GOING BACK I AHHH-"	1
Something about this place genuinely seems off.	1
"In order for something regular to be scary, it has to changed enough to make people feel something is very wrong."	1
It's been a few hours since I had my mom's "blueberry" pancakes.	1