/u/ShiroiYokai's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Unable to find a porn video of my taste, I decided to try something new, and clicked on the Free Sex Cams ad at the top of the page... NSFW

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As genie appeared, I knew the only right decision was to wish for omnipotence

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When scientists discovered the long-sought missing link, and a living one at that, everyone was convinced that humanity had finally discovered its own origins.

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On our first date in the Italian restaurant, when I kissed her I thought she hid some gnocci in her mouth to prank me

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When the police arrested me for torturing my mother for years, she was crying in relief...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Unable to find a porn video of my taste, I decided to try something new, and clicked on the Free Sex Cams ad at the top of the page... NSFW	814
As genie appeared, I knew the only right decision was to wish for omnipotence	152
When scientists discovered the long-sought missing link, and a living one at that, everyone was convinced that humanity had finally discovered its own origins.	81
On our first date in the Italian restaurant, when I kissed her I thought she hid some gnocci in her mouth to prank me	31
When the police arrested me for torturing my mother for years, she was crying in relief...	15