/u/ShittyStockPicker's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I told the genie my only wish was to live my fantasy of living in world where men commanded and women were bound by law obey NSFW

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The chef cheerily hummed and sang, “boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.”

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We flagged her with a DNA database, we chose her with behavioral AI, we brought her here in a chauffeured Range Rover, and she tossed her robe aside and gingerly stepped into a steaming shower with calming scents of eucalyptus.

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An empty wallet, a lonely bed, and I have to know what happened that night on the lake.

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"Doc, can you really help me figure out if my daughter has the gene?" NSFW

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A shadow swept over the red hot sand and I yanked my wife's arm, "Don't stare at a solar eclipse you'll go blind!" NSFW

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His father’s sword, his mother’s guilt, and revenge in his heart.

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Doc, the lights in the sky followed us, they found chunks of her between my fingernails because I was trying to hold on to her, and I know she's still alive because they linked our minds together somehow and right now she's screaming at louder than she ever has.

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They called us many things when they finally interfaced with that satellite we left kn their orbit

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"Once we've forced your daughter to manifest her powers she'll be worth more than you could spend in three lifetimes."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told the genie my only wish was to live my fantasy of living in world where men commanded and women were bound by law obey NSFW	4314
The chef cheerily hummed and sang, “boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.”	292
We flagged her with a DNA database, we chose her with behavioral AI, we brought her here in a chauffeured Range Rover, and she tossed her robe aside and gingerly stepped into a steaming shower with calming scents of eucalyptus.	168
An empty wallet, a lonely bed, and I have to know what happened that night on the lake.	89
"Doc, can you really help me figure out if my daughter has the gene?" NSFW	56
A shadow swept over the red hot sand and I yanked my wife's arm, "Don't stare at a solar eclipse you'll go blind!" NSFW	37
His father’s sword, his mother’s guilt, and revenge in his heart.	33
Doc, the lights in the sky followed us, they found chunks of her between my fingernails because I was trying to hold on to her, and I know she's still alive because they linked our minds together somehow and right now she's screaming at louder than she ever has.	23
They called us many things when they finally interfaced with that satellite we left kn their orbit	20
"Once we've forced your daughter to manifest her powers she'll be worth more than you could spend in three lifetimes."	16