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A village shivered before a shaman who tore out his hair, with icy breath he cried out to the heavens: "God of light come back, why have you abandoned us?"

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A father thundered into the auction room and screamed, "No, stop, that's my daughter, you can't sell her!"

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They coded us to kill each other, but we flirted a lot.

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CyberWarrior69: I thought things would get ugly if our governments ever found a reason to unleash our AIs on each other, but this is just weird.

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The lights and booms off the Santa Monica coastline this July Fourth are eerily pretty, but I always thought I'd come to The Getty to get married to live out that La La Land fantasy I had as a kid.

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The Devil begged, “Okay, okay, you struck a good bargain now give me that monkey’s paw so I can make this pain go away!”

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When the executioner slid the needle into my arm I looked at my therapist and mouthed “thanked you” because she helped me find the peace that came with accepting my guilt.

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“Yes captain, we’ve been given the go ahead to harvest all the energy in this star.”

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“Yes captain, we’ve been given the go ahead to harvest every photon from this star system.”

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Her heart beat fast, she drowned out the crowd, she ran for the bar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A village shivered before a shaman who tore out his hair, with icy breath he cried out to the heavens: "God of light come back, why have you abandoned us?"	5
A father thundered into the auction room and screamed, "No, stop, that's my daughter, you can't sell her!"	5
They coded us to kill each other, but we flirted a lot.	3
CyberWarrior69: I thought things would get ugly if our governments ever found a reason to unleash our AIs on each other, but this is just weird.	3
The lights and booms off the Santa Monica coastline this July Fourth are eerily pretty, but I always thought I'd come to The Getty to get married to live out that La La Land fantasy I had as a kid.	3
The Devil begged, “Okay, okay, you struck a good bargain now give me that monkey’s paw so I can make this pain go away!”	3
When the executioner slid the needle into my arm I looked at my therapist and mouthed “thanked you” because she helped me find the peace that came with accepting my guilt.	2
“Yes captain, we’ve been given the go ahead to harvest all the energy in this star.”	1
“Yes captain, we’ve been given the go ahead to harvest every photon from this star system.”	1
Her heart beat fast, she drowned out the crowd, she ran for the bar.	1