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The auctioneer pounded his gavel, "One hundred thousand for this girl with freshly manifested powers."

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“No, you can’t just sell my daughter, that’s my daughter, please no.”

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Each and every week he sang the refrain: "Anyone can be a hero, everyone can be brave."

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“Never mind the screams Mr. Black, if you really want daughter to manifest she can use her powers to kill the power to the electric chair.”

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Stashed in the closet he chanted the refrain: "Anyone can be a hero, everyone can be brave."

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Cosmic Disconnect

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A father thundered into the auction room and screamed, "No, stop, that's my daughter, you can't sell her!"

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A village shivered before a shaman who tore out his hair, with icy breath he cried out to the heavens: "God of light come back, why have you abandoned us?"

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The lights and booms off the Santa Monica coastline this July Fourth are eerily pretty, but I always thought I'd come to The Getty to get married to live out that La La Land fantasy I had as a kid.

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CyberWarrior69: I thought things would get ugly if our governments ever found a reason to unleash our AIs on each other, but this is just weird.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The auctioneer pounded his gavel, "One hundred thousand for this girl with freshly manifested powers."	12	TwoSentenceSadness
“No, you can’t just sell my daughter, that’s my daughter, please no.”	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Each and every week he sang the refrain: "Anyone can be a hero, everyone can be brave."	7	TwoSentenceHorror
“Never mind the screams Mr. Black, if you really want daughter to manifest she can use her powers to kill the power to the electric chair.”	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Stashed in the closet he chanted the refrain: "Anyone can be a hero, everyone can be brave."	7	TwoSentenceSadness
Cosmic Disconnect	5	shortscarystories
A father thundered into the auction room and screamed, "No, stop, that's my daughter, you can't sell her!"	5	TwoSentenceHorror
A village shivered before a shaman who tore out his hair, with icy breath he cried out to the heavens: "God of light come back, why have you abandoned us?"	5	TwoSentenceHorror
The lights and booms off the Santa Monica coastline this July Fourth are eerily pretty, but I always thought I'd come to The Getty to get married to live out that La La Land fantasy I had as a kid.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
CyberWarrior69: I thought things would get ugly if our governments ever found a reason to unleash our AIs on each other, but this is just weird.	3	TwoSentenceHorror