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The Devil begged, “Okay, okay, you struck a good bargain now give me that monkey’s paw so I can make this pain go away!”
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When the executioner slid the needle into my arm I looked at my therapist and mouthed “thanked you” because she helped me find the peace that came with accepting my guilt.
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We flagged her in the national DNA registry and got her to step in the shower all on her own with the promise of a spa day. NSFW
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Beautiful isn't it: We flagged her with a DNA database, we chose her with behavioral AI, we brought her here in a chauffeured Range Rover, and she tossed her robe aside and gingerly stepped into a steaming shower with calming scents of eucalyptus.
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