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My wife is absent minded.

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When I woke up, the doctor looked at me with disbelief in his eyes.

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I threw out my back when I hopped the fence and now I’m paralyzed with pain.

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My philosophy is that bad people are misguided and they just need a push in the right direction.

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After I closed the door and started the engine I got her text which said, “Why didn’t you call me back?”

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Unlike in the movies you don’t step into quicksand and sink into some abyss.

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There in front of the crowd I could hear thunderous applause as I experienced a dizzying feeling of vertigo.

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I watched with pleasure as the solipsistic philosopher struggled while he was being hanged to death.

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I stood there in shock as the alligator snapped its jaws shut and retreated backward into the lake.

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She said, “I believe in managing our conversations and not the other way around.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife is absent minded.	11432
When I woke up, the doctor looked at me with disbelief in his eyes.	7445
I threw out my back when I hopped the fence and now I’m paralyzed with pain.	697
My philosophy is that bad people are misguided and they just need a push in the right direction.	336
After I closed the door and started the engine I got her text which said, “Why didn’t you call me back?”	90
Unlike in the movies you don’t step into quicksand and sink into some abyss.	59
There in front of the crowd I could hear thunderous applause as I experienced a dizzying feeling of vertigo.	51
I watched with pleasure as the solipsistic philosopher struggled while he was being hanged to death.	27
I stood there in shock as the alligator snapped its jaws shut and retreated backward into the lake.	10
She said, “I believe in managing our conversations and not the other way around.”	9