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"For my third and final wish," said the mortal, "I want to be the richest man in the world."

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My twin and I have always been really close, and people say we're "joined at the hip."

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I live in a parallel universe where every single person gets to live to be one hundred.

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As I lay bleeding out, I had two regrets.

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I wish I had never taught that stupid chimpanzee to communicate with sign language.

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Growin' up in a rural area without a whole lotta authority figures around, ya get useta doin' stupid shit ya can't get away with in other places.

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Fatal Familial Insomnia: a rare genetic degenerative brain disorder characterized by an inability to sleep (insomnia) that may be initially mild, but progressively worsens, leading to significant physical and mental deterioration."

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He was a dark and stormy knight.

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January 8th 2023

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From a young age, I've been able to see ghosts

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"For my third and final wish," said the mortal, "I want to be the richest man in the world."	8586
My twin and I have always been really close, and people say we're "joined at the hip."	2984
I live in a parallel universe where every single person gets to live to be one hundred.	943
As I lay bleeding out, I had two regrets.	297
I wish I had never taught that stupid chimpanzee to communicate with sign language.	152
Growin' up in a rural area without a whole lotta authority figures around, ya get useta doin' stupid shit ya can't get away with in other places.	102
Fatal Familial Insomnia: a rare genetic degenerative brain disorder characterized by an inability to sleep (insomnia) that may be initially mild, but progressively worsens, leading to significant physical and mental deterioration."	75
He was a dark and stormy knight.	62
January 8th 2023	41
From a young age, I've been able to see ghosts	38