/u/ShyCacti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was determined to learn ASL as a kid, and today I just signed "I do" at my wedding.

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The video of what he had done to that poor kitty had reached hundreds of thousands of streams.

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"Honey, I'm pregnant!" she exclaimed, tears of happiness pricking the corners of her eyes.

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There was a note next to the baby basket on my front porch, but before even thinking to read it I reached my shaking hand to move the blanket covering the bundle.

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As a pastor and devout man of faith for my whole life, I had no doubt or fear that when I died I'd take my place in the kingdom of Heaven.

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Fueled by an insatiable rage, I grabbed the metal pipe and swung until the murderer of my child lay motionless on the kitchen floor.

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To distract me from my tummy pains daddy bought me a new barbie!!!

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The axe cleaved my mother's skull neatly in two, and with shaking fingers I quickly grabbed my medicine out of her loosening grip.

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Sobbing, I sold my soul for the promise that nobody would ever touch me like my step-father did.

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You always said that you'd help me hide a body if I ever needed it, and we'd laugh and laugh.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was determined to learn ASL as a kid, and today I just signed "I do" at my wedding.	8115
The video of what he had done to that poor kitty had reached hundreds of thousands of streams.	6790
"Honey, I'm pregnant!" she exclaimed, tears of happiness pricking the corners of her eyes.	4276
There was a note next to the baby basket on my front porch, but before even thinking to read it I reached my shaking hand to move the blanket covering the bundle.	3427
As a pastor and devout man of faith for my whole life, I had no doubt or fear that when I died I'd take my place in the kingdom of Heaven.	1480
Fueled by an insatiable rage, I grabbed the metal pipe and swung until the murderer of my child lay motionless on the kitchen floor.	601
To distract me from my tummy pains daddy bought me a new barbie!!!	512
The axe cleaved my mother's skull neatly in two, and with shaking fingers I quickly grabbed my medicine out of her loosening grip.	238
Sobbing, I sold my soul for the promise that nobody would ever touch me like my step-father did.	215
You always said that you'd help me hide a body if I ever needed it, and we'd laugh and laugh.	158