/u/Silvester_Spooly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was cursed so that the ocean would stir and grow violent in my presence in an attempt to drag me in, so I moved far inland.
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The wildfire warning was sent out ten minutes before it was meant to reach us, so if we hustled we may have been able to drive away in time.
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Tired of the harassment campaign, I grabbed by gun and headed outside to finally deal with my gangstalkers.
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