/u/SimbaTheSavage8's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The traffic lights on Main Street always flash in a strange pattern: three short, three long, then three short again.

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[MAY22] “This tea is light, refreshing, and fragrant!”

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The chicken is ready to eat.

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My mouth burned as he shoved another Carolina Reaper into my mouth.

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They found me alone with a dead body, blood on my shirt and a knife in my hand.

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When our dog suddenly showed signs of going into labour, my wife and I nearly fainted in joy.

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I love Frankie, feeding him and taking him out for walks.

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“And our lucky star is…Number 3!”

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I’m locked up and given nothing but apples to eat for the past few weeks.

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He warned me never to open the door.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The traffic lights on Main Street always flash in a strange pattern: three short, three long, then three short again.	1370
[MAY22] “This tea is light, refreshing, and fragrant!”	1004
The chicken is ready to eat.	988
My mouth burned as he shoved another Carolina Reaper into my mouth.	769
They found me alone with a dead body, blood on my shirt and a knife in my hand.	660
When our dog suddenly showed signs of going into labour, my wife and I nearly fainted in joy.	444
I love Frankie, feeding him and taking him out for walks.	433
“And our lucky star is…Number 3!”	426
I’m locked up and given nothing but apples to eat for the past few weeks.	410
He warned me never to open the door.	363