/u/SimbaTheSavage8's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cackled as my dog yelped until it died.

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“Sir, your card has been declined.”

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I have always loved how my voice sounded weird through my fan.

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“Did you know you can drown on dry land”

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I was mortified when I found myself naked in front of a giant cow. NSFW

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He rubbed my face against the side of the grater, making me scream in pain.

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After weeks of denying me food, my mother smiled as she presented me with a plate of fried chicken.

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She grieved with her boyfriend as he mourned the loss of his newborn nephew.

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He keeps coming back, bringing me flowers.

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All my life I wanted a pretty, popular, normal girl.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cackled as my dog yelped until it died.	354
“Sir, your card has been declined.”	236
I have always loved how my voice sounded weird through my fan.	225
“Did you know you can drown on dry land”	213
I was mortified when I found myself naked in front of a giant cow. NSFW	171
He rubbed my face against the side of the grater, making me scream in pain.	122
After weeks of denying me food, my mother smiled as she presented me with a plate of fried chicken.	82
She grieved with her boyfriend as he mourned the loss of his newborn nephew.	73
He keeps coming back, bringing me flowers.	66
All my life I wanted a pretty, popular, normal girl.	62