/u/Simbonita's posts
[WP] You are the Top agent worldwide And your assigned target is the master of the ultimate Drunken Fist. You are the 500th person assigned to this guy. The last agent was taken out with a cactus and a plunger.
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[WP] You’re a police sketch artist However the way you draw is different. Instead of sketching what the criminal look like, you sketch the scene of the crime and can clearly see and replay it through the eyes of whoever caused it within an hour before and after the crime was committed.
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[WP] You were just hired at a castle somewhere deep in the woods. When you get there do you notice some thing odd about all of the inhabitants of the place. Some look like vampires and others look like gouls and werewolves. However they don’t know that the chef they hired is a Pro Monster Hunter.
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[WP] “Foolish low level mortal! You dare enter my domain with the intent to defeat me!?” You run through the halls of the dragon king somehow dodging all his attacks. “Hahahaha!!! You can run but you can’t hide mortal!” *1 day later* “Hmm. Maybe I spoke to soon”
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[WP] You’re in the royal city with a titan of a man. He is 10ft and has muscles to the teeth. He is super powerful but also calm and wise. The kings 10 Heir’s pass by and the arrogant one bumps him “Watch where your going slave!”. Your friend stops and says “Do you look for ants when you walk?”
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[WP] You have been a sleep walker ever since you were little. You have been known to do things like eat a full course meal and drive the car while asleep. However one day when you wake up you find your house nearly destroyed with assassins and government agents beat up and hanging from the ceiling
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[WP] You are put against the strongest kid in your school tournament. Your ability is to summon insects, arachnids, etc. Your nervous and when the bell rings you yell “SCORPIO... no wait” “Pff what’s a tiny scorpion gonna do to me?” Then the sky darkens l and a celestial claw covers the sky.
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[WP] While hanging out with some friends, you take a funny picture of a squirrel. However that picture was in the exact center of 12:59 and 1:00 Creating a time anomaly with spontaneous, manipulative, warping properties. Meanwhile the CEO of time is freaking out.
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[WP] You see the shadow monster closely behind you. You round the corner and barely make it into bed but see the creature stuck at the door. “WHAT!? A Night light!? Dang it!!! Common guys, pack it up. The kids got a nightlight”
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