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After a long day at work, he parked at the daycare, only to realize he hadn't dropped the twins off that morning.

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Such a loyal dog, he stayed with her to the very end.

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"Hold the tongs, I'll go check on Gran"

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The worst pain I've ever felt in my life came when the door slammed shut on my middle finger, severing it clean.

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She thought it was Catholic guilt that she felt bad whenever her period came.

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"That's it, yeah, just like that," he moaned and twisted as she tightened the handcuffs.

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A bunch of rats in a small space, tails all matted together -- they call it a rat-king.

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"Lol, I'd seal the deal but her junk smells just like rotten sardine tacos."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a long day at work, he parked at the daycare, only to realize he hadn't dropped the twins off that morning.	3915
Such a loyal dog, he stayed with her to the very end.	151
"Hold the tongs, I'll go check on Gran"	26
The worst pain I've ever felt in my life came when the door slammed shut on my middle finger, severing it clean.	9
She thought it was Catholic guilt that she felt bad whenever her period came.	8
"That's it, yeah, just like that," he moaned and twisted as she tightened the handcuffs.	8
A bunch of rats in a small space, tails all matted together -- they call it a rat-king.	4
"Lol, I'd seal the deal but her junk smells just like rotten sardine tacos."	4