/u/Simubaya's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I recoiled in horror at the pictures of the dead body of someone I recognized and the finger in the package I received.

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As my soul left my body at Disneyland, I couldn't help but think the Happiest Place on Earth wouldn't be the worst place to haunt.

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You should be careful what songs you sing aloud through feylands or near demons.

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I traded my first-born to the Queen Mab for incredible magic power.

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After trying for years, I finally made a costume so terrifying that I have people cowering in fear in front of me.

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I got tired of hearing the rats in my house scratching at the walls, so I knocked on the wall where they were.

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I love when I come across people having sex in the woods.

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I woke with a start to get away from the obscenities and accusations screamed at me by the wraith of my daughter.

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"It was a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater."

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People always say my wife is so pretty that she had to be a trophy wife.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I recoiled in horror at the pictures of the dead body of someone I recognized and the finger in the package I received.	40
As my soul left my body at Disneyland, I couldn't help but think the Happiest Place on Earth wouldn't be the worst place to haunt.	32
You should be careful what songs you sing aloud through feylands or near demons.	29
I traded my first-born to the Queen Mab for incredible magic power.	26
After trying for years, I finally made a costume so terrifying that I have people cowering in fear in front of me.	26
I got tired of hearing the rats in my house scratching at the walls, so I knocked on the wall where they were.	25
I love when I come across people having sex in the woods.	24
I woke with a start to get away from the obscenities and accusations screamed at me by the wraith of my daughter.	24
"It was a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater."	22
People always say my wife is so pretty that she had to be a trophy wife.	20