/u/Simubaya's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'll be beautiful forever," I said to myself as I closed my eyes and smiled, listening to the machine hum to life around me.

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I always like to listen to people tell scary campfire stories.

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"How long has it been since this was last cleaned out?" I mumbled to myself as I looked in the work fridge.

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Humans were paying far too much attention to their surroundings to be easy prey.

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Our research pointed to the 700 feet tall animals being completely docile, so we were at a loss as to why they had such dangerous natural weapons.

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My colleagues and I weren't too worried when the tomb sealed itself because our team outside could easily reopen it.

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I sighed with relief as I finished securing the door that would prevent my bestial rampage.

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My favorite camping game to play with people is hide and seek.

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My therapist always told me I should release my inner demons to heal.

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I have been stranded in deep space with a damaged life support system, but my vials say I shouldn't be suffering from hypoxia-induced hallucinations.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'll be beautiful forever," I said to myself as I closed my eyes and smiled, listening to the machine hum to life around me.	2896
I always like to listen to people tell scary campfire stories.	2062
"How long has it been since this was last cleaned out?" I mumbled to myself as I looked in the work fridge.	296
Humans were paying far too much attention to their surroundings to be easy prey.	82
Our research pointed to the 700 feet tall animals being completely docile, so we were at a loss as to why they had such dangerous natural weapons.	79
My colleagues and I weren't too worried when the tomb sealed itself because our team outside could easily reopen it.	65
I sighed with relief as I finished securing the door that would prevent my bestial rampage.	55
My favorite camping game to play with people is hide and seek.	53
My therapist always told me I should release my inner demons to heal.	53
I have been stranded in deep space with a damaged life support system, but my vials say I shouldn't be suffering from hypoxia-induced hallucinations.	43