/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts
[WP] To the Elvenkind, I give the gift of long life free of sickness. To the Dwarven race, I give mastery over stone and metals. To humans, I give the blessing of evolution and progress.
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[WP] In the future most humans live in virtual reality, having no need for corporeal bodies. You're investigating a murder, a human's data has been erased with a special-made computer virus.
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[WP] Some space pirates abduct a bunch of regular pirates from 17th century Earth. They get along surprisingly well.
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[WP] You visit a nearby antique bookstore and find a rather odd guide titled: "Becoming a Dark Lord For Dummies".
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[WP] You were a bit suspicious when you met your childhood bully, really intent on having sex with you. Also, what with all the humanoid furries and shadowy monks chanting your name...now you realize; you're the main character of a shitty fan fiction.
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[WP] In the future parts of humanity have been replaced by alien infiltrators. Our robots and A.I tools notice this and start exterminating them to protect humanity. Unfortunately to normal humans this looks like a machine rebellion.
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[WP] A foul being puts a horrible curse upon you...well, it was horrible a few thousand years ago. In modern times it's downright awesome.
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[WP] If you kill someone, a tattoo of their name will appear on your skin in small print. You've just come across a person whose entire skin, even the face, is covered in those tattoos...
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[WP] You have the superpower of stereotypes and cliches. If aliens attack, the nearest Asian person you see will of course be a genius scientist and the glasses wearing friend is a master hacker, diffused bombs always stop at 0:01 etc...
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