/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts
[WP] You're a powerful cleric and a staunch pacifist, only using your abilities for healing. By some mishap of cosmic proportions, you're also the recently anointed servant of the god of war.
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[WP] A coalition of proud warrior races travels around the galaxy, seeking for other species like them. Their scouting ship arrives to Earth around the year 900...and they like what they see.
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[WP] Couple of aliens are stuck on a dead-end job, watching over a certain blue and green planet...then it erupts in nuclear warfare. As you explore the scorched surface, you stumble upon a bunker of human survivors.
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[WP] You can tell such terrible gags that they cause physical pain and even harm in other people. That's right, you've weapunized jokes.
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[WP] When you were 10, you and your friends decided to play a serious game of Cops and Robbers. Very serious. You were a robber and were promptly caught and placed in the "prison". It's been 10 years now...you want to get free but none of your friends have managed to get to you yet.
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[WP] "All empires rise and eventually fall" the old man said. As your armies were busy taking over Earth, you responded with a simple "why?". Thousands of years later the eternal empire shows no signs of stopping as it's conquering the Milky Way.
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[WP] Most of humanity has been subtly brainwashed by aliens, ready to execute their orders after a command phrase, a very unlikely combination of words, is uttered. You belong to the un-brainwashed minority and by chance said the command at work today.
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