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[WP] You died heroically in a battle, fighting to protect the innocent. when you come to your senses, you see two mighty gates on each side of you. The other one is pearly with St Peter standing by. The other one is the gate of Valhalla, guarded by Einherjar.
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[WP] A group of aliens abduct Jackie Chan. Unluckily for the extraterrestrials, their ship contains furniture.
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[WP] In a society with casual reincarnation/immortality that's been scientifically proven, killing someone isn't the worst crime. Keeping them forcibly alive and torturing, is. NSFW
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[WP] Because of "reasons", you discover that the legends about gaining your enemy's strength by eating their heart are true. Also, apparently there's no upper limit to HOW strong you can get by eating hearts...
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[WP] A demon is lurking near a cabin but it can't quite posses a person with an...altered state of mind. The stereotypical group of teens soon realizes they have to get really high or really drunk in order to survive the night.
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[WP] You suddenly find yourself in Hell. The good news is that there's no eternal fire pits etc. The bad news is that it's all very metaphorical, obnoxiously so. Soon Satan arrives and tells you in that annoyingly knowing manner that it's all probably too deep for you to understand.
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[WP] It's time for this year's Ball of Dynamic Duos and Powerful Partners. There you can see Batman and Robin accompanied by Kal El. There's the Doctor and his SO. Even Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas showed up. But one thing on everyone's mind is who will Ted, the Accountant of Legends, bring?
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[WP] Alfred the Great is killed by the danish forces, leading to Norse civilization dominating the British Isles and later most of Europe. A few centuries later an inventive Inca smith discovers a new dark gray metal, stronger and more durable than bronze.
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