/u/SirFluffyTheTerrible's posts
[WP] When gorilla warfare gets too ruff for regular soldiers, the only option left is to send in the navy seals.
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[WP] Due to heart problems, a religious fanatic technically dies for a few minutes after which their heart is restarted. Those few minutes are nothing but blackness and they realize there's nothing on the other side.
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[EU] Harry and the band find themselves in America where Ron manages to break his wand. He walks into a nearby store, asks for a magic wand and is handed a rather odd looking one made by "Hitachi". NSFW
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[WP] A mysterious demon created humankind but was killed by a god lusting for worshipers. As a creation of a devilish being humans are ultimately flawed creatures, causing constant frustration and anger for their "perfect" lord.
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[EU] Everyone knows of Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, Darth Bane, and other awesome dark lords but what about the less than stellar Siths? What about Darth Nasty, Darth Whoopsy, Darth Naughty etc?
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[WP] Major internet sites are countries. You, a veteran of r/Space Dickus wars and unafraid of anything, decide to brave the vile forest of 4Chania
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[WP] You are the prophesied hero, destined to vanquish all evil. But you know, those undead legions must have feelings too. Killing the innocent and adding their corpses to their ever growing legions is just cultural, you know.
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[WP] Turns out that Jesus is an immortal alien who travels across the Milky Way, blending in with the native species of different planets and preaching about peace and cooperation. As a result, most intelligent races have some sorta ideology based on his teachings
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[WP] You want to be an evil overlord but because of inefficiencies have to settle for watered down solutions. Instead of slaves, you rule over debtor servants. Fire filled moat was replaced with a spiky version. Instead of a skeleton army, your soldiers wear skull masks etc.
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