/u/SirRosstopher's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans have taken the Galactic Community by storm, securing high positions on the council and using unique military tactics. Our secret? We're the only race that knows how to lie.
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[WP] "The Humans have a fleet." "So what? They've had fleets in one form or another for thousands of years, it wont do them any good until they figure out portals." "No. They've done the impossible. A space fleet."
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[WP] Ever accidentally worn the same clothes as someone else to a party? Well that's no where near as awkward as the time humanity reached out into the stars, discovered we were not alone and realised that we had both come up with the same flag.
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[WP] As a young man, you promised your firstborn to a Witch in exchange for a wish. However your future wife also promised her firstborn to a different Witch for the same deal. You're now parents, the Witches are both looking to collect, and it seems that you need the services of a magical lawyer.
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[WP] The Kraken has risen from the depths, a giant wolf is chasing the sun, the Amazon is on fire. The apocalypse is here and the general public couldn't care less.
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[WP] In the afterlife, your income is based off of how long you are remembered for after death. You have been dead for some time, but recently the money has started rolling in again.
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[WP] You have a superpower and use it to make money. Not by robbing banks, but running a legitimate business slightly better than the other guys.
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[WP] After making a grand entrance onto the galactic stage, Humanity is embarrassed to find that Sol is well known amongst the other races as part of a constellation. Humanity lives on the tip of a giant celestial cock. NSFW
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